How to get from Antelope, CA to Philadephia, PA in six days

Other than the flight to DC, it's merely a bit of a roundabout trek of 1,500 miles.

Drive from Antelope, CA to San Francisco International Airport
Fly to Washington Dulles International Airport
Drive through VA, DC, MD, DE, PA to to Newark, NJ
Drive through NY, CT to Providence, RI
Drive through MA, NH to Portland, ME
Drive through NH, VT to Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Drive through NY, Pa to Cherry Hill, NJ
Drive to Philadelphia, PA
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